Fight Traffic Tickets

I despise speeding tickets but I am tickled by driving.  While driving in general is not that exhilarating, driving with quickness is.  There seems to be an apparent complication with this; it is called speeding tickets. Nothing kills the driving mood like a misappropriated traffic ticket.
I was offended by a speeding ticket once while traveling the Oregon Coast for going 40 over the limit!  Unjust I tell you.  No doubt I am not the sole person who has received one of those “infractions” for speed limit signs that are poorly placed; such was my arrangement on a vacation with my fiancé’ when I was a kid.
Obviously this meant nothing to the traffic monitor who stopped me for speeding.  I cannot even begin to accurately characterize for you how bothered I get when  the police ask why they stopped you.  I think they seek enjoyment from uttering that absurd phrase.  Apparently they have to ask you this so you ignorantly declare you did it. Dear sweet Jesus! If you weren’t meant to put the pedal to the metal then why do they make cars that go faster than the average speed limit?  I believe it is a government conspiracy!
You know what else I find utterly disgusting regarding speeding tickets?  Contesting them; not only does it disrupt your life, your court date is more then likely to be arranged for you at the most difficult time like during working hours.  Is that even fair?  It is like misappropriation because your’  infraction has just pulled a Houdini turning a $200.00 ticket into a disaster because you lost time at work.  We have to find a way to stick it to the man and fight speeding tickets!
Presumably if you have big boobies you have an increased chance of receiving a warning instead of the alternative, well that is if you are fortunate enough to get pulled over by a male police.  This is a factual story.  I was driving on some road in California and I got chased down by a cop for ignoring a double yellow, in front on coming traffic, which this one ironically for me, turned out to be a  cop car, running at 90 in a 35mph zone, with a Washington issued license, a car registered in California, and insurance in Arizona!
Now I was flaunting around in a bikini that day, which I thought persuaded the cop’s decision to let me off because my boobies were looking particularly voluptuous that day.  However, I am going to have to say that the cop was unable to prove beyond a reasonable doubt I was speeding. Looking back it would be nearly impossible to gauge my actual speed even if the cop measured me by radar since the reading would have been inaccurate considering our paths. So there is a reason I got off with such brazen infractions.
After reading this book I came across on fighting speeding tickets, reflecting back on it  I can say it was positively the inability to present satisfactory evidence that got me off without a hitch, not my smile.  I rarely ever get as lucky as before but now I know I have a practical defense concerning my tickets being cut or voided.
This certainly overrides the alternative formally called traffic school which imminently degrades you to the grade of an elementary understanding that the color red means stop.  My driving register is not entirely without dings and my insurance cost more than my car payment so let me stop beating around the bush.  I have trouble agreeing with the posted speed signs when my car and law conflict.  Example, sex and STDs or Speeding Ticket Disasters!  Abstinence is best but having protection feels better.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out the best way to avoid speeding tickets you surely   should exert some self control.  The thing is, I cannot rely on myself when I am fastened behind some mechanical looking old guy with Mrs. Daisy in the backseat his Buick Regal and because most speed limits are just not conducive to my driving.  I got a speeding ticket in an alley once for going 8mph… Are you kidding me, a dog with no legs can meander faster than that.
The point is, there are  a lot of ways to reduce speeding tickets.  It is a no brainer if you know where to look and what your’ frontline of defense will be when it comes to destroying the notorious speeding ticket.